Step 2: Eat breakfast. You must fortify yourself for the day. And it has to be a hearty breakfast, with eggs, a breakfast meat, and a bready substance. With juice. And tea.
Step 3: Start small. Mirrors are easy. So is dusting. Maybe even the table if there's not a lot of mail on it.
Step 4: Take a break. Watch a show like oh...say Unsung Hollywood: Charlie Murphy. After all, it is a fitting tribute.
Step 5: Start instructing son on how to clean his bathroom, including scrubbing all his dried toothpaste. Scrub where he can't reach.
Step 6: Read a couple chapters of that book you've been reading.
Step 7: Get around to mopping bathroom floor.
Step 8: Rearrange linen closet to put away comforters and towels. Fold said towels while watching a movie. Wait until movie is over before putting towels away.
Step 9: Drink two more cups of tea.
Step 10: Start binge watching a TV show. My choice: Netflix Master of None with Aziz Ansari. I can't believe this show is only rated 2.5 stars.
Step 11: Wash another load of towels. Then discover another load of sheets and towels that were washed and never folded. Contemplate why you have so many towels.
Step 12: Have a snack and a drink. You've been hard at work.
Step 13: Randomly put away different items that are lying around: mail, old portfolios, boxes that needed to be put in the garage.
Step 14: More binge watching and more drinks. Just look at the pile of towels at this point.
Full, productive day.
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